Happy Birthday!

As I'm sure you are aware today is the great Paul Reubens' birthday. I'm going to come right out and say that Mr "Pee-Wee" Reubens is a true American hero. Not only has he educated the youth of this great country about the dangers of accepting rides from strangers with his "Large Marge" parable, he also taught us the value of cognizant furniture, that disembodied heads are wise and benevolent and that purple clad cowboys with bad ass jerry curls make the best companions. Oh and that shouting at the top of your lungs when a random, preordained "word of the day" is said is fucking hilarious and always appropriate. I would like to personally thank the man, because if it weren't for him I likely would have begun smoking crack years ago...

Thanks for everything Paul. Happy 57th Birthday you weirdo.