Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Face Smash!

If last Sunday's complete and utter destruction of the Jaguars is the end result, Owen Schmitt needs to do this every week. Furthermore, I propose we institute full blown self-flagellation ceremonies (players AND fans) before Seahawks games. Blood offerings to the Football Gods to ensure our victory. We've tried our hand at legitimate athleticism, now we need to go back to the ancient ways..


  1. Haha! Hey I can forgive a little over abundance of enthusiasm in my sports teams. The thing with the Seahawks is that they are totally bipolar. Either they are running around smashing their own faces or they just look bored.

  2. Crom! I have never prayed to you before...I have no tongue for it.