Replace the tea kettle with a camcorder and the kimono with a soiled bed sheet to really capture the majesty and grace of the wild crane!
This one is ideal if you are hosting a Halloween party seeing as if you do anything besides
writhe and flop on the ground the illusion will be destroyed.
If you go with this one you may want to allow extra time to reach your
destination since wriggling will be your primary mode of transportation.
I suggest wielding actual scissors in each hand to really up the ante. Also, since you will have a laundry basket stuck to your ass all night, feel free to stash your wallet, car keys and extra beers in there.
I can't in good conscience suggest this costume seeing as the artist is a bit vague on how the whole tail feathers/umbrella is actually attached, but from the looks of things this costume seems a bit...invasive.